
Sangria is a great drink to buy at a bar if you can find a bar that serves it. If the bar carries Zing Zangs, then don’t worry, you can get a good bloody at anytime. If you’re ordering a bloody at a bar at night, expect a two-ingredient cocktail. When it’s not worth it – Anytime after 4 pm. A bloody mary is a drink that a lot of bars and restaurants take pride in. And like the Manhattan, you might have to explore a bit to find a bloody with the right amount of bite. The bloody mary is the snowflake of the cocktail world, no two are exactly the same.

You might have to bar hop a bit until you find a bartender that makes Manhattans to your liking. The Manhattan has a different recipe for every drinker. Bartenders hate making Manhattans because they don’t know how to make them. When it’s not worth it – When you’re a bartender. The Manhattan is going to come in a martini glass, so if you hate cone-shaped glasses, make sure to order it in a rocks glass. This classic beverage combines the manliness of drinking bourbon straight, with some delicate girly fruits. If you ever get past the stage where you can only drink whisky if it’s over quick and painfully, try a Manhattan. It’s fine if the bartender thinks you’re a dick, but if you slow up the drink line every time you order a cocktail, you’re bound to get in a fight by your fourth mojito.īourbon for adults.

When it’s not worth it – Don’t order this drink in a crowded bar.

It’s strong, tasty, and one of the only garnished drinks that doesn’t scream ‘you’re a pussy.’ But when you have someone who has to make what you tell them, the mojito is well worth it. It’s just not worth it to make it yourself. The Mojito is a classic Cuban cocktail that is delicious to drink, but a bitch to make. So let’s celebrate by changing the formula to some sugary, disgusting, Coke 2 type of beer. For 250 years Guinness has made a quality product. When it’s not worth it – When it’s Guinness 250th anniversary Stout.
